So, “John Egbert is missing,” is definitely the worst phrase in Homestuck.
WHERE ARE YOU, JOHN?

I need to ascend to the god tier just to get the badge that makes personal relationships not awkward.

I’m gonna post a video of me singing on Friday.
IT IS GOING TO BE LEGEN-
WAIT FOR IT.

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

I JUST WANT TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.
I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL WHEN I’M TIRED.
HELP.

pimpeta-slap:

Envy me?

How strange it must 8e to envy a girl
with no friends and no future

▼

(Source: ghostydust)

mrcraabs:

swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another

So I guess you could say that Sam and Dean finally got to see Skyfall.

Spoiler alert for John Dies at the End:
John doesn’t die at the end.

So I think I’m going to sing at a webcam and put the result on tumblr soon.
So get excited, yo.

timelord-pendragon-ofbakerstreet:

instagrampa:

katfaceinwonderland:

instagrampa:

Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch

And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.

What 

DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

(Source: youarefuckingmajestic)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

i need a tag specifically for spaghetti.

crrocs:

lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.